I once played a game called Adventure Quest Worlds (AQWorlds, for short), and one thing that I thought was funny was that many of the knights in the game had funny titles, like Sir Junn, the doctor.  So I decided to try to make a list of all the commonly recognized words that could combine Sir and a surname (ha ha) to make a word. I also decided to add suggestions of what the knights personality/job would be, next to a bunch of the names:

• Sir Prize (a prankster)
• Sir Plus (quartermaster or farmer, maybe a grocer)
• Sir Ten (idk, a logician?)
• Sir Vive/Sir Vival (wilderness-guy)
• Sir Cumstance
• Sir Gent (a sergeant, of course)
• Sir Up
• Sir Kull (maybe this guy is a mathematician. Slight name change from “Sir Cle” to “Sir Kull thanks to suggestions in the comments 🙂 )
• Sir Vant (butler, perhaps?)
• Sir Loin (a butcher)
• Sir Cher (a detective)
• Sir Pent (traitor)
• Sir Rogate

Those were all of the names that I could think of without looking anything up, many of which were names from AQWorlds. After making that list I decided to finally look in the wiki for AQWorlds, and found a few more names:

• Sir Pass
• Sir Render (a cowardly fellow)
• Sir Rated
• Sir Kuss
• Sir Junn (a doctor)
• Sir Ver (the name of one of the game’s servers)

I decided that I could find more words than that, so I looked at www.scrabblefinder.com, and I searched for words starting with everything from Syr to Cir, and managed to find a lot more words (although that did take a while):

• Sir Fur (a surfer)
• Sir Real (maybe a madman or mystic)
• Sir Round
• Sir Mount
• Sir Face
• Sir Name
• Sir Vey (A surveyor, or maybe a critic)
• Sir Mise (a thinker)
• Sir Lee (a surly man)
• Sir Tificate (a game show host?)
• Sir Tify
• Sir Ene (a monk)
• Sir Inity
• Sir Mon (a preacher)
• Sir Cumferance, the person who built King Arthur’s Round Table (suggested in the comments)

It was pretty fun to make this list, although I think that a lot of the names would be too weird to use (like Sir Face). Either way, I hope you found this list amusing. Leave suggestions for occupations and/or names in the comments!

~ George

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