Why does Enthalpy minus Uranium equal Sneezing?
Enthalpy’s symbol = H
Uranium’s symbol = U
The Minus sign is a dash –
so
Enthalpy minus uranium = H-U
If you say that out loud, you say…
Achoo
Gesundheit
~ George
Tag Archives: Joke
Joke – Funny Bone
What people call the funny bone is actually a large nerve called the Ulnar nerve. Personally, I think that the real funny bone is quite Humerus
(If you got the joke don’t read this part. The highlighted bone is the humerus bone, which sounds like the word humorous, which means funny)
~ George
Joke – Learner’s Permit
Having recently gotten my learner’s permit, I’m considering putting a sign in the back window of any vehicle I drive to warn of my lack of skill. My current favorite warning that I’ve thought of:
“n00b driver, please don’t PWN me“
At least they can’t get angry at my (probably) poor driving skills while they’re laughing 🙂
~ George
Joke – Seeking an Authoritative Opinion
If you think of another way to tell this joke, please post in the comments
Imagine… you’ve somehow managed to go back in time with your friend, you’re talking to George Washington (your childhood hero), thinking this is the most exciting moment of your life, and suddenly your friend pulls out two bottles of soft drink and hands them to your idle, saying, “Let’s settle this once and for all. Which is better, Mr. Washington, Coke, or Pepsi?”
~ George